that was almost raven but you’re not quite there yet
if you like funny text posts, you should follow my other blog since i never really go on this blog as much as i used to, lol
miranda cosgrove won the teen choice award for inspiring others
she inspired me to be awkward
you’re fucking perfect to me
what if people had food names and food had people names
“hey spaghetti time for dinner”
“what are we having”
If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.
So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”
i present to you the walmart fan page wall