February 2012
Whenever I eat something delicious and can't stop...
HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember &...
When you're home sick from school and trying to...
But there’s nothing but children’s shows on…
And you’re stuck having to watch Dora…
Remember When Everybody Had Flip Phones
Everybody Would Be Like:
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
mom: are you dating that boy, you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy, you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy, he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy, he was breathing your air
"Hey I'm taking a picture of you, so just act...
Teacher: WHY CAN I HEAR TALKING?!
Student: BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARS?
THIS IS HOW I TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MY FANDOMS
When someone says Tumblr sucks.
When people are talking about diets
I’m just like:
"You're a good drawer."
“Thanks”
“I practice.”
Valentine's Day 2012
Everyone else:
Me:
When you don't have signal on your phone and you...
me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me:
me:
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: /sings at the top of lungs
me: /eats jam straight our of the jar
me: hahahahhahahahahaha
Reblog if you're spending your Valentine's day on...
Dear radio, is it necessary for you to play a song...
me: hey i havent taken a picture in a while
me: *takes picture*
me: *remembers why i dont take pictures*
finding the exact answers to your homework on...
Everyone on my dash is getting asks and I'm just...
The person that loves you the most, is right in...
but we’re all just to blind to see it..
Valentine's Day
Expectation:
Reality:
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
How to comfort a crying friend
When your computer is taking forever to load
And your sitting there like:
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
*Don't say talked to strangers on the internet*
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We didn't do anything ever when I was your age not a damn thing go to your room
me: i'm finally happy
life: lol no just wait
I check in showers for murderers but I don't know...
That annoying moment when your favorite...
When you see someone using the pencil you lost
"We're gonna stay up all night!" "FUCK YEAH!"
*two hours later*
Reblog if you still remember an insult someone...
The moment when you and a friend argues who's...
Dancing in my car...
With others:
By myself:
Save As: asdfghdsa
“asdfghdsa.jpg” already exists. Do you want to replace it?
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
Expectation:
Reality:
Being Unattractive,
Is playing the dating game, on hard mode.
The awkward moment when your high 5 gets rejected.
When your friend dislikes something you worship
If I become famous I will just come onto tumblr...
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me:
friend:
me: not me